Withdrawls

My cell phone isn't working right. I'm not getting 90% of the text messages that are being sent to me.

OH MY GOSH!!!

I'm gonna have withdrawls, I think. What will I do without the ability to communicate instantly with people? I can remember back about 10 years ago when I didn't even have a cell phone with text messaging. And now I send and receive up to 100 messages a day...

Damn, I'm gonna be bored.